Hold on tight. Something big is here! Today, we're very excited to announce: support for the fortran programming language — right here, right now.
Fortran is very fast
Fortran is very secure
Stop worrying about loopholes, zero day exploits and backdoors. Printed punch cards can't be hacked.
Fortran is very stable
This is not a bunch of Perl scripts hacked together for Pretty Home Pages. This is an industry standard, originally developed by IBM in 1957 — tried and tested — in use for weather forecasting, aeronautics, aerospace, and the military.
What you need to know now
From today on, all new Apps on fortrabbit will run on the new fortran language stack. By tomorrow, the 2nd April 2014 we will switch all existing PHP Apps on fortrabbit to fortran (77 standard straight). Please rewrite all of your code today.